Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey, you cheeky bit of IP horror.  I’d never have guessed a few years ago just how massive the universe would become, though a summertime jaunt to see Bambi: The Reckoning in theaters should have been my first clue. ITN Distribution, the players behind the Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey franchise, have slated Minnie’s Midnight Massacre for a February release. Yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like.

Helmed by Brett Bentmann (also attached to the upcoming Aladdin), Minnie’s Midnight Massacre follows the titular mouse...