“April Fool’s Day!”

I don’t know about you, but those words fill me with dread. An entire day committed to pranks, fake news—R.I.P., Blumhouse Chupacabra movie that wasn’t real—and the biggest jerk you know having the time of their life. Don’t get me wrong, I love a good joke. But April 1st has evolved into that obnoxious day on...