‘Crystal Lake’ TV Spot Promises a Safe Summer… as Long as Everything Is Off Limits

A new Crystal Lake TV spot welcomes campers with the promise of an amazing summer, then starts telling them what’s off limits.

“You should just assume that everything is off limits.”

Which is probably good advice at Camp Crystal Lake, although we all know how that promise of a safe summer works out thanks to Pamela and Jason Voorhees.

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