I guess we’re talking about runtimes now, which is kind of embarrassing, don’t you think? Yet here we are. With everyone racing to report it, Zach Cregger‘s Resident Evil is reportedly clocking in at a lean 1 hour and 35 minutes.

We have ourselves a movie! What can we take away from this? I guess that it’s not bloated. Personally, I’ll take a tight 95-minute movie over a needlessly stretched two-and-a-half-hour one any day.

In an all-new story, Resident Evil follows Bryan (Austin Abrams), a medical courier who unwittingly...